Fascist Hippies, Pie and BDSM Porn

Friday, September 26th

I was exhausted on Friday! After staying up way too late, I had to be in The Mission for work. I missed my doctor appointment because I just couldn't get myself out of bed but I did end up at work on time, early actually. I walked up to Philz for coffee and ran into Sam the girl. We had a very awkward exchange but I was still half asleep so it didn't really matter. I drank my coffee and went to work.

I got paid. It was much more than I had expected it to be, but I am really ok with that.

I met up with Ken at Delores Park after work. I had heard about BikeBike but couldnt go because I was working. I did make it to the party afterward though. Ken and I sat in the park and drank beer for a while before he found a cute girl to talk to. I ran into my friend Joe and hung out with him and his friend Chas for a while. They are good kids and made fun of me for being giddy.

I ran into a lot of people at the park actually. This kid Mike (not the mash kid) was there and I told him I would meet up with him later. The party started to disburse from the park, as it was too cold to stand any longer, and moved to a bar down the road. I cant remember the name of it but it SUCKED! It was the worst Muggle bar ever! I couldn't handle it so I called Mike. I met up with him but he wasn't doing much so I went back to find Ken at the bar. The poor guy was trashed! In no condition to ride a bike or get home on his own.

Chas called and invited us to a party over in Lower Haight but it turns out we couldn't find it so Ken and I went back to Oakland.

While waiting for BART we ran into his friend Chelsea. She and I laughed the whole ride to Oakland because as soon as we sat down, Ken passed out. It was pretty amusing. But I dont think it won Ken points with the girl...

The night ended with bagels and Ken trying to get me to let the dog lick my face. I wasn't having any of that.



Saturday, September 27th

I spent most of the morning and early afternoon on the roof of the house with Sam the girl. Ken had already left for more BikeBike by the time I got up so I decided to just hangout in the sun. Its amazing how much warmer Oakland is than the city. I really enjoyed the sunshine for the little while I could.

Sam let me shower, since I hadn't done that in a really long time, but I had to put my dirty clothes back on...at least my hair was looking good again?

Here is where the next 24 hours get iffy. I am a member of a website called couchsurfing. I had sent out a bunch of emails to people asking to sleep on their couches and to see if people would want to hangout. I thought it might be weird but what the hell, I have yet to meet any totally normal people.

His name was Nathan. He called and asked what I was up to for the day and invited me to the opening of The Academy of Sciences Museum. I thought it was free so Sam the girl and I decided to go with him. The museum was not free, you needed passes and there were a million people everywhere. Everything was fine. Nathan seemed like a nice dude. Sam's guy/boyf/love interest joined us. We all went to find food in the Richmond area and to look at books at Green Apple.

While eating, Sam and I decided we wanted to go back to her house to make sweet potato pie. I was super excited about it!! Nathan was invited by Sam so it became a big group thing. Whatever. No big deal. We got back to Oakland and made our pie. At about 11pm Sam warned the guys that BART stopped running soon, but they decided to stay. As the pie baked we began a discussion about reproduction/procreation = breeding.

This is when Nathan turns into a fucking, unforgivable, right wing fascist! He starts telling us that the problem with over population and parent less children in the world, isn't rich white people, but that its all the poor, uneducated minority groups.

Then he goes on to say that everyone should be sterilized, against their will, and made to meet a certain standard on income and intelligence (ie. education). I thought I was going to kick him in the head! He could not even begin to see what was wrong with that train on thought! I wanted to kill him and die all at once!

We ate our pie on the roof and stared at the stars while trying to ignore Nathan's insane points of view. It was rough.

I finally couldn't take any more and climbed down and went to bed!



Sunday, September 28th

Today was great!!

Breakfast was a little rough with Nathan still there. It was awkward and tense all morning. We eventually made our way into the city for the Folsom Street Fair.

When we got into the city, Nathan finally left and Sam, Ryan and I went onto the fair.

Folsom St. Fair is the single greatest event of my life! It is a huge, gay, leather daddy celebration for all! There were live BDSM shows in the street, cross dressing, naked men, masturbation, open sex acts, and so on. It was amazing! I love that everyone was so open with their sexuality and kinks. There were all kinds there to enjoy!! I will have pictures up soon!!! Trust me, you'll want to see them!

I met Sam's friend Jason. He is another hardcore kid from DC but doesn't like the hardcore scene anymore. My favorite kind! I like Jason a lot. He is pretty easy to get along with and a good joker. They took me to Rainbow Grocery where I are the worst vegan cupcake of my life. It was like a bland muffin with frosting. Other than that the store was great! Sam was harassed by some hippy guy who wanted to heal her soul with his humming. This city is filled with freaks!!

It was nice out so it was back to Delores Park for sitting in the sun! Sam ran into some of her friends there so we sat with them while they got stoned. SF is weird like that. People can have open containers anywhere and the cops don't care at all. Its even more relaxed when it comes to pot. People smoke pot everywhere! Bars, parks, sidewalks, restaurants, anywhere they allow smoking, there are people getting high.

It started to get cold so we went our separate ways. I went back to the Dude Cave to get my stuff. They weren't doing much so I packed, hung out for a minute and then took off. I am now at the Hampshire house. I like it here. Its mellow and I will be able to do laundry tomorrow!!!

I have a doctor appointment in the morning so I will say goodnight!